Thursday, April 16, 2009

Heart-to-heart Talk with a Bogeyman

Girl                  : Hi!

Bogeyman      : Ough, dear GOD!! You scared me!

Girl                  : Really?? But you’re a Bogeyman! You’re not supposed to be

                          scared by a person…

Bogeyman      : Yeah, but I didn’t expect you here…

Girl                  : Why?

Bogeyman      : Because… uhm… It’s a scary place..

Girl                  : But you were scared by me?!

Bogeyman      : I know…! That’s.. ugh.. that’s because I didn’t expect… Ough!

                           Never mind~ What are you doing?

Girl                  : I’m hiding, because I’m scared…

Bogeyman      : Huh? But this is a scary place!

Girl                  : Not for me… Out there is a real scary place..

Bogeyman      : Hahahahaha… That’s why I like it here.

Girl                  : Ough, shut up! Hey, can I stay here for a while?

Bogeyman      : Whatever, Ma’am..

Girl                  : Don’t call me “Ma’am”!

Bogeyman      : Then, what should I call you? “Kid”??

Girl                  : That sounds better..

Bogeyman      : Na’ah! You’re not a kid!

Girl                  : I know. I’m 22.

Bogeyman      : I mean… not because of.. that…

Girl                  : So what?

Bogeyman      : Because you’re not scared of a Bogeyman

Girl                  : I’m not like any other kid, you know…

Bogeyman      : Aah.. I wish those kids were like you…

Girl                  : What do you mean, like me?? Because I don’t scare easily by a

                           Bogeyman?

Bogeyman      : Yeah~

Girl                  : Why?

Bogeyman      : Because this loneliness is killing me!!

Girl                  : *shocked*

Bogeyman      : I need to play with people.. with kids… But they are scared of

                           me..

Girl                  : Aaah… so you are a lonely Bogeyman!!

Bogeyman      : Whatever, Kid.

Girl                  : I’d like to play with you. That’s why I’m here. Because out there

                          is a scary place.

Bogeyman      : You are weird, Kid..

Girl                  : I am.

Bogeyman      : *sigh* Ok, then… What do you like to drink?

Girl                  : Iced coffee would be nice.

Bogeyman      : *starring at her*

Girl                  : I’m not like any other kid, you know. I told you…

                          I’m 22 and weird.

3 comments:

  1. Another girl: Hey Bogeyman, how about gather some kids and pitch them to get the bravest kid for your friend?


    *pitch bitch mode ON

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  2. hey bogeyman, stay out of the 'another girl' and stick to the girl you've been talking to! :D

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  3. hey bogeyman... you just made some new friends... so, are you still feeling lonely? hahaha..

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