If I were...

Got this from my daily dose of tumblr, just because I have nothing to do, here, in the bamboo forest... Hahahahahaha...

You may leave now, really. This is not important. But if you like to do your own version, let me know. Yes, I want to read your own version. Why? Have I told you why I did this in the first line? :P


If I were a month, I’d be October, just because it's the month that I was born on.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Friday and happy for tomorrow :D
If I were a time of day, I’d be 07.00, awake but not sleepy.
If I were a planet, I’d be the Saturn. Pretty with rings.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a whale.
If I were a direction, I’d be forthright.
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd pretty comfy window seat.
If I were a historical figure, I'd be nobody. I couldn't think of anyone, really.
If I were a liquid, I'd be luscious coffee.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be a blue lace agate, simply because it's blue.
If I were a tree, I’d be a lemon tree. People can make a jug of lemonade out of me, haha.
If I were a tool, I'd be a kitchen tool: balloon stainless steel whisk.
If I were a flower, I’d be white lily.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be beautifully sunny blue sky with chubby white clouds. Look just like Andy's wallpaper (Toy Story).
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a baby grand piano.
If I were a color, I’d be white.
If I were an emotion, I’d be happy.
If I were a fruit, I’d be an orange.
If I were a sound, I’d be the sound of the sky. Have you listened? :P
If I were an element, I’d be water.
If I were a car, I’d be city car.
If I were a food, I'd be a homemade meal.
If I were a place, I’d be a garden with a wooden bench.
If I were a material, I’d be something, haha.
If I were a taste, I’d be mellow and not too sweet.
If I were a scent, I’d be freshly baked cookies.
If I were an object, I’d be a paper.
If I were a body part, I’d be eyes.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a smile.
If I were a song, I’d be an everlasting children song.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be sneakers that won't hurt anyone's feet.